Brits Aren’t So Stuffy After All

Brits aren’t so stuffy after all.  They can’t be! A poll has estimated that about £350 million in damage per year is made by energetic British sex. The damage comes in the form of material breakage as well as bodily harm. Some items being broken include lamps, vases, beds, and pulled…

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Tastes Like Moo-Cow

You know, I was driving along today and saw a cow wandering in a pasture, and I thought to myself, “aw, he’s cute… but I’d still eat him”. Then, it was like I could actually taste a charbroiled steak on my palette as I imagined which part of the cow…

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Mother Daughter Connection

My daughter, Stephanie, normally keeps in fairly close touch with me and calls at least every other day. You might say then that what just now happened is not that unusual but it happens way too often to be coincidental as far as I’m concerned. The boys have a bad…

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